'So this imaginary location can be anything – a house or a street. But he said “palace”. He said it was a palace.'
'Yeah, well, he would, wouldn’t he?'



Telling someone who’s crying not to cry is the same as telling someone who’s falling not to fall.
Tablo [Epik High] (via epikhighquotes);


Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”




If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.


However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

"You’re suggesting what? A peace-keeping force?"
"I’m suggesting an ass-kicking force.”

Coin松 | 残響のテロル Corvus【烏鴉】